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Attention all potential girfriends, bedmates and spouses. When writing a personals ad, please take the following to heart. Take a good look at yourself and flex those brain cells. Avoid the phrases "down to earth" and "just me." Please don't use "outgoing" as it's trite and that kind of perpetually-bouncy personality is vomit inducing. Be original. That's all that you need to do really. Don't cut and paste someone else's cliched profile. This makes you come off as flat, totally uninteresting and is a real turn off... Also, would it kill you to use the caps lock key?

-Lex