Write Or Die!

An experiment:

Shit! I don't know... Writing under pressure was something that I always enjoyed doing way back when I was still an naive adolescent dumb enough to believe I could make even a dent in the soul-crushing Hollywood shit machine. “Quick Writing” is what twelfth grade English teacher, Simone Waite used to call them. It's one of few morning excercises to which I always looked forward with glee. Some times I wonder where I would be if I hadn't dropped out of college to become a shut-in who later ran away from home and then flirted with and ultimately made a serious pass at suicide only to survive and find himself years later living a rather domesticated, and certainly very practical, life complete with a job and bills and a dog and... well I suppose there's still one thing missing. Is it still two-thousand nine?

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As I live and breathe! Today EA announced “American McGee’s Alice 2!” As someone with a massive, blood-filled erection for the books I adored the first “Alice’s” darkly-stylistic take on Wonderland… “Alice 2” will also becoming to consoles which gives me an excuse to postpone upgrading my PC yet again... There will be a gaint snail fight, apparently.

-Lex